I have applied for the job of Trim Carpenter, a job for which my qualifications are obvious. I understand, of course, that should I gain too much weight I will be demoted to Fat Carpenter until such time that I shall demonstrate once again my fitness for the prior position.
Sincerely,
Michael Q. Murphy
Too much about me . . .
- MQM
- I like music and I like to talk. I try to make ends meet by doing carpentry, having fallen into that trade about forty-five years ago. I used to do a radio show - Six Degrees - on Saturday mornings. It was a great way to explore the music I love and it led to a great bunch of friends and more music than I seem to have time for.
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